Since "The Dark Bride": Luna has successfully brought her father's band back together to rock Empress Ardath's wedding to Lord Branwarden. The proceedings are about to begin...
Friar Vic
Lord Branwarden, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Lord Branwarden
I do.
Friar Vic
Empress Ardath, do you take this man to be your husband?
Empress Ardath
Naturally, dahling.
Friar Vic
If any object to this union, please speak now or forever--
Sir Neew
Forever die a horrible, never-ending death!
Lord Branwarden
Neew! Sit down! Now!
Sir Neew
Relax, old friend. An obvious joke.
I was simply implying that anyone who objects deserves a painful end leading to eternal damnation.
No offense to certain present company, of course.
Lucifer
None taken! Sounds pretty rad, actually.
Lord Branwarden
You just have to upstage me whenever you can, Neew…
Friar Vic
Well, on that note…
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Lucifer
Hell yeah, dudes! No time to waste! Commence the shreddin’!
[He's there to play heavy metal music -- hence, the "shreddin'."]
Empress Ardath
Wonderful! I do so enjoy this song, love.
Lord Branwarden
It is quite…loud.
Friar Vic
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Sir Neew
‘Tis the devil’s music, indeed!
Empress Ardath
Luna! Now is the time, dahling.
Empress Ardath
I will see you behind the castle.
Luna
Did they even kiss?...
[GAMEPLAY: The player as Luna must get to Empress Ardath a tile away on the map to continue.]
Luna
I’m missing Dad’s opener. This had better be good.
Empress Ardath
Patience, dahling. You’ll love what happens next.
Luna
What do you mean, “what happens ne—“?
Sir Neew
My love! I could wait no longer to see you!
I see your coconspirator has arrived as well.
Empress Ardath
How perceptive, dear. You are ever so smart.
Luna
Yes… Ardath was just about to…update me.
Empress Ardath
Now that Branwarden and I are wed, I share ownership of his lands.
After he dies tonight…they are ours, my one TRUE love.
Sir Neew
So evil! How can I not love you with all my wretched soul?
Now… Kiss me!
Luna
So gross…
Lord Branwarden
WHAT GOES ON HERE?!
Empress Ardath
YOOOUUUUUUU MONSTER!
I told you my love would come to rescue me, you heathen Neew!
Sir Neew
I was just…showing her something, my lord.
I’m sorry you both took it the wrong way.
Lord Branwarden
Were this not my wedding day, I would strike you down this moment, Neew.
But as it were… I will merely declare war. Leave us!
Sir Neew
Until our first battle, then. Enjoy your wedding night.
Lord Branwarden
Did he hurt you, dear wife?
Empress Ardath
He may have—without Princess Luna here.
Would you mind leaving us?
Lord Branwarden
Very well, my love. I will see you outside.
Luna
“Evil” doesn’t begin to describe it…
Empress Ardath
The funny thing is, Neew doesn’t even need a spell.
You wanted a war, princess.
Well… You owe me one now.
NEXT: The Battle of Lovers
Friar Vic
Lord Branwarden, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Lord Branwarden
I do.
Friar Vic
Empress Ardath, do you take this man to be your husband?
Empress Ardath
Naturally, dahling.
Friar Vic
If any object to this union, please speak now or forever--
Sir Neew
Forever die a horrible, never-ending death!
Lord Branwarden
Neew! Sit down! Now!
Sir Neew
Relax, old friend. An obvious joke.
I was simply implying that anyone who objects deserves a painful end leading to eternal damnation.
No offense to certain present company, of course.
Lucifer
None taken! Sounds pretty rad, actually.
Lord Branwarden
You just have to upstage me whenever you can, Neew…
Friar Vic
Well, on that note…
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Lucifer
Hell yeah, dudes! No time to waste! Commence the shreddin’!
[He's there to play heavy metal music -- hence, the "shreddin'."]
Empress Ardath
Wonderful! I do so enjoy this song, love.
Lord Branwarden
It is quite…loud.
Friar Vic
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Sir Neew
‘Tis the devil’s music, indeed!
Empress Ardath
Luna! Now is the time, dahling.
Empress Ardath
I will see you behind the castle.
Luna
Did they even kiss?...
[GAMEPLAY: The player as Luna must get to Empress Ardath a tile away on the map to continue.]
Luna
I’m missing Dad’s opener. This had better be good.
Empress Ardath
Patience, dahling. You’ll love what happens next.
Luna
What do you mean, “what happens ne—“?
Sir Neew
My love! I could wait no longer to see you!
I see your coconspirator has arrived as well.
Empress Ardath
How perceptive, dear. You are ever so smart.
Luna
Yes… Ardath was just about to…update me.
Empress Ardath
Now that Branwarden and I are wed, I share ownership of his lands.
After he dies tonight…they are ours, my one TRUE love.
Sir Neew
So evil! How can I not love you with all my wretched soul?
Now… Kiss me!
Luna
So gross…
Lord Branwarden
WHAT GOES ON HERE?!
Empress Ardath
YOOOUUUUUUU MONSTER!
I told you my love would come to rescue me, you heathen Neew!
Sir Neew
I was just…showing her something, my lord.
I’m sorry you both took it the wrong way.
Lord Branwarden
Were this not my wedding day, I would strike you down this moment, Neew.
But as it were… I will merely declare war. Leave us!
Sir Neew
Until our first battle, then. Enjoy your wedding night.
Lord Branwarden
Did he hurt you, dear wife?
Empress Ardath
He may have—without Princess Luna here.
Would you mind leaving us?
Lord Branwarden
Very well, my love. I will see you outside.
Luna
“Evil” doesn’t begin to describe it…
Empress Ardath
The funny thing is, Neew doesn’t even need a spell.
You wanted a war, princess.
Well… You owe me one now.
NEXT: The Battle of Lovers