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Luna
The entertainment! We’re a comedy troupe.

Lord Branwarden
Ardath said nothing of comedy…

Luna
That “Ardath sucks” bit was a joke. Obviously. I’m a vampire—“sucking” is my job!

Lord Branwarden
Am I supposed to be laughing right now?

Luna
So you’re saying this vampire’s punchlines BITE? Eh?

Sir Neew
They are truly terrible.

Professor Noblehorn
Perhaps some science humor is in order?

Lord Branwarden
Make it stop!

Professor Noblehorn
What did the atom say when asked if it was sure it had lost an electron?
“I’m positive!” Ha ha!

Lord Branwarden
What was that about “electing Ron”?

Sir Neew
He lost to an “Adam,” I believe?
I fail to see the humor.

Lord Branwarden
Leave. Now. Before you humiliate yourselves any further.
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Luna
Yeah, I’m not sure it can get much worse. C’mon, guys…

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