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(NET RESULT: Neutral. No battle, no lessened Morale.)
To Outro Scene
Luna
Isn’t it obvious? We’re guests of the bride.

Lord Branwarden
Oh. Yes. The pointy ears should have given it away.

Empress Ardath
Well, what have we here? You remember my lovely cousin Luisa, Barnabus…

Lord Branwarden
Oh… Oh, yes. Of course…

Empress Ardath
She is quite…enchanting. Yes. There is no better word to describe you, Luisa. Enchanting.

Luna
Yeah, yeah, you ENCHANTED him. I get it.

Sir Neew
I don’t. We shall continue this quarrel later, Lord Branwarden.

Lord Branwarden
Yeah. Sure. It’ll be…fun.

Luna
Neew’s gone and the spell is cast—no need to lie. What’s the real story, Ardath?

Empress Ardath
I have plans.

Lord Branwarden
Fun plans!

Luna
Is his first name even Barnabus?

Empress Ardath
I have no idea.

Luna
Care to share something a little more specific?

Empress Ardath
Eventually.

Luna
So… Never. Got it.

(NET RESULT: Neutral. No battle, no lessened Morale.)

To Outro Scene
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        • Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions Contributions
        • The Amazing Spider-Man Game Contributions
        • Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Contributions
        • Marvel Pinball Contributions
        • Misc. Quick Hits -- Contributions to Other Games
    • PR & Marketing >
      • Game Trailers
      • Panel Appearances
    • Official U.S. PlayStation Magazine >
      • OPM Features
      • OPM Game Reviews
  • Gameography (Giant Bomb)
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    • Superhero.VG (YouTube)
    • X-Wings, Lightsabers, and Scorpion Vader - COMING SOON!
    • "WRONG! Retro Games, You Messed Up Our Comic Book Heroes!"
    • Willow Talk: A Willow Podcast
    • Featured in Scholastic's "Hot Jobs in Video Games"
    • Medium Blog
  • Kinda Dated (2014)
    • Testimonials
    • Older Portfolio