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Luna
So human of you not to remember me. Lord Branwarden You Deadrealmers all look the same. Professor Noblehorn You speak to no mere Deadrealmer! You look upon Princess Luna, daughter of Lucifer, lord of all Undead! Lord Branwarden Lucifer? The horned drunk at the Gloomy Goat? Luna Sadly…yes. Nice try, doc. Lord Branwarden And did you not see the posting as you entered my property? Sir Neew MY property. Lord Branwarden NO UNDEAD! (EXCEPT ARDATH) That includes you! Begone, lest I force thy hand! Luna Sure… Force my hand. Lord Branwarden Perhaps you’d join me in defeating our undead guest, Sir Neew? Sir Neew I’ll let you handle that. Good-bye. Lord Branwarden Typical… Guards! (NET RESULT: Battle. Luna fights Lord Branwarden's forces on her own while Neew's forces flee the scene. She eventually wins, leading to the next scene...) Empress Ardath Oh, Luna, dahling… What ever have you done to my beloved? Luna Same thing you do to most men’s hearts, Succubus Supreme. I beat the crap out of him. Empress Ardath Lord Branwarden is my one true love. Our wedding will unite two worlds as never before. Luna Benefitting whom? He’s still out cold—no need to lie. Empress Ardath I have plans. That is all you need to know for now. Luna When will I know more? Empress Ardath Eventually. Luna So… Never. Got it. To Outro Scene |