The Setup: Luna knows her true origin and has routed Sir Neew's forces en route to finding Sir Brutus, who is busy learning where Queen Poppy and the sheep are held prisoner. Upon finding Brutus...
Sir Brutus
I greet you with good news, vampire princess.
I know where our lovely queen is held.
Luna
And Woolsy?
Let’s be honest—we really only care about Woolsy.
Sir Brutus
Yes. And Woolsy.
Alas, Sir Gavin is too preoccupied in the Kingdom to help.
Not even the mighty Sir Brutus can take down King Neew’s castle on his own.
Luna
Dude. We’re in. No worries.
I just wish I didn’t have such mixed feelings about this whole thing now.
Sir Brutus
Your will falters?
Luna
Ehh… It’s nothing.
Lucifer
Well, I hope they’ve stocked up on umbrellas…
‘Cause it’s time for a serious castle storm.
Been waitin’ this whole adventure to say that.
Luna
Dad…
No.
The heroes set forth to Sir Neew's castle. Once they arrive there...
Sir Brutus
Illegitimate King Neew! I call upon thee!
King Neew
Illegitimate? I forced my royal marriage fair and square.
Sir Brutus
Present Queen Poppy! And Woolsy! Now!
King Neew
They are safe. In a nearby location.
Luna
You fear us. And they’re no good to you dead.
King Neew
Putting them in harm’s way is not in my best interests.
But only because I truly love my queen. With all my heart.
Luna
You literally have no heart!
King Neew
Ha! You caught me. Really, how could anyone love someone so idiotic?
Sir Brutus
Grrrrr…
Lucifer
Dude really touched a nerve with Brutes Magoots!
Luna
You wanna bash some illegitimate-kingly bones with me, Brutus?
Sir Brutus
You have no idea.
Luna
My fellow servants of the Devil!
FIGHT!!!
The heroes fight Sir Neew's forces at the castle and destroy it.
Lucifer
Shoulda stocked up on umbrellas, Neew…
Luna
No, Dad! Don’t say it!
Lucifer
‘Cause that was one serious castle storm!
Luna
And with that, I feel like we actually lost this battle.
King Neew
What good would have umbrellas been against falling rocks anyway?
Lucifer
Huh… Didn’t think’a that. Touché, muh enemé!
Luna
Dude, just give us the sheep and abdicate. That’s all we ask.
Sir Brutus
And our lovely queen.
Luna
Oh. Right. Give us Poppy too, I guess.
King Neew
You will never find them.
Luna
Just tell us where they--
OW! Dammit!
[Visual of Luna grasping her head. She's getting a telepathic mindlink from Lady Meredith.]
Lucifer
Punkin! You okay?!
Luna
Yeah, just… Shhhhhhh…
Uh huh…
Yeah…
Got it.
Lady Meredith has the sheep. And the queen.
Lucifer
Mindlink, eh? Aw, I was hoping she’d show up through a portal…
Luna
She’s close.
Sir Brutus
Then, let us join the High Sorceress.
Let us join dear Woolsy.
Let us join the queen!
King Neew
Except me, right?
Luna
Dude… Seriously?
King Neew
Well, he said “us.” So… Yeah… Just making sure.
The heroes traverse the map until they arrive where Lady Meredith is with Queen Poppy and Woolsy.
Queen Poppy
HER?! Meredith said more help was coming, and she meant HER?!
Luna
A pleasure as always, your majesty.
Sir Brutus
Yes. ‘Tis.
Queen Poppy
Oh, hey, look…
It’s the guy who let me get kidnapped and forced into marriage with a skelly.
Sir Brutus
I failed you, my queen.
Luna
Can we just find Magic Mary and—ah, there’s mah girl.
Lady Meredith
Hello, Luna. Sir Brutus—I was not expecting to see you here.
You still hide the truth. Don’t you?
Luna
Wait… What truth, Brutus?
Sir Brutus
I have only ever done what is best for the Kingdom.
Lucifer
You’re scarin’ me, Brutes… You’re scarin’ the Devil…
Sir Brutus
And the best thing is for Queen Poppy to rule eternally.
Luna
Wait, so this whole thing wasn’t Poppy’s crap idea?
She’s not actually some manipulative mastermind?!
Queen Poppy
I’m right here! But…duh!
Lady Meredith
Sir Brutus not only suggested Poppy’s order to unleash the immortality spell…
…he also paid Ravenclaw to abduct me.
Sir Brutus
Rest assured… I wish only the best for the Kingdom!
Luna
You wish only the best for your pants!
Sir Brutus
Regardless… I cannot allow you to unite the Four Olecranons.
Luna
You’d kill Woolsy? Your best pal. Wouldn’t you?
Sir Brutus
Yes. For the Kingdom.
Woolsy
BAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Luna
Looks like you’ll have to fight me, then, big guy.
King Neew
And…ME, vamp!
Luna
Oh, this dude again? Go away!
King Neew
Join me, Brutus—we will defeat the vampire princess together!
Sir Brutus
Luna is merely an obstacle, Neew. You are my worst enemy. I refuse.
King Neew
It was worth a shot.
Lady Meredith
Aligning the sheep properly will take time, Luna. You must protect them!
Luna
Gentlemen… Care to step outside?
Luna fights the final battle and wins. And now it's time for a well deserved...
Happily Ever After...
Sir Brutus
I greet you with good news, vampire princess.
I know where our lovely queen is held.
Luna
And Woolsy?
Let’s be honest—we really only care about Woolsy.
Sir Brutus
Yes. And Woolsy.
Alas, Sir Gavin is too preoccupied in the Kingdom to help.
Not even the mighty Sir Brutus can take down King Neew’s castle on his own.
Luna
Dude. We’re in. No worries.
I just wish I didn’t have such mixed feelings about this whole thing now.
Sir Brutus
Your will falters?
Luna
Ehh… It’s nothing.
Lucifer
Well, I hope they’ve stocked up on umbrellas…
‘Cause it’s time for a serious castle storm.
Been waitin’ this whole adventure to say that.
Luna
Dad…
No.
The heroes set forth to Sir Neew's castle. Once they arrive there...
Sir Brutus
Illegitimate King Neew! I call upon thee!
King Neew
Illegitimate? I forced my royal marriage fair and square.
Sir Brutus
Present Queen Poppy! And Woolsy! Now!
King Neew
They are safe. In a nearby location.
Luna
You fear us. And they’re no good to you dead.
King Neew
Putting them in harm’s way is not in my best interests.
But only because I truly love my queen. With all my heart.
Luna
You literally have no heart!
King Neew
Ha! You caught me. Really, how could anyone love someone so idiotic?
Sir Brutus
Grrrrr…
Lucifer
Dude really touched a nerve with Brutes Magoots!
Luna
You wanna bash some illegitimate-kingly bones with me, Brutus?
Sir Brutus
You have no idea.
Luna
My fellow servants of the Devil!
FIGHT!!!
The heroes fight Sir Neew's forces at the castle and destroy it.
Lucifer
Shoulda stocked up on umbrellas, Neew…
Luna
No, Dad! Don’t say it!
Lucifer
‘Cause that was one serious castle storm!
Luna
And with that, I feel like we actually lost this battle.
King Neew
What good would have umbrellas been against falling rocks anyway?
Lucifer
Huh… Didn’t think’a that. Touché, muh enemé!
Luna
Dude, just give us the sheep and abdicate. That’s all we ask.
Sir Brutus
And our lovely queen.
Luna
Oh. Right. Give us Poppy too, I guess.
King Neew
You will never find them.
Luna
Just tell us where they--
OW! Dammit!
[Visual of Luna grasping her head. She's getting a telepathic mindlink from Lady Meredith.]
Lucifer
Punkin! You okay?!
Luna
Yeah, just… Shhhhhhh…
Uh huh…
Yeah…
Got it.
Lady Meredith has the sheep. And the queen.
Lucifer
Mindlink, eh? Aw, I was hoping she’d show up through a portal…
Luna
She’s close.
Sir Brutus
Then, let us join the High Sorceress.
Let us join dear Woolsy.
Let us join the queen!
King Neew
Except me, right?
Luna
Dude… Seriously?
King Neew
Well, he said “us.” So… Yeah… Just making sure.
The heroes traverse the map until they arrive where Lady Meredith is with Queen Poppy and Woolsy.
Queen Poppy
HER?! Meredith said more help was coming, and she meant HER?!
Luna
A pleasure as always, your majesty.
Sir Brutus
Yes. ‘Tis.
Queen Poppy
Oh, hey, look…
It’s the guy who let me get kidnapped and forced into marriage with a skelly.
Sir Brutus
I failed you, my queen.
Luna
Can we just find Magic Mary and—ah, there’s mah girl.
Lady Meredith
Hello, Luna. Sir Brutus—I was not expecting to see you here.
You still hide the truth. Don’t you?
Luna
Wait… What truth, Brutus?
Sir Brutus
I have only ever done what is best for the Kingdom.
Lucifer
You’re scarin’ me, Brutes… You’re scarin’ the Devil…
Sir Brutus
And the best thing is for Queen Poppy to rule eternally.
Luna
Wait, so this whole thing wasn’t Poppy’s crap idea?
She’s not actually some manipulative mastermind?!
Queen Poppy
I’m right here! But…duh!
Lady Meredith
Sir Brutus not only suggested Poppy’s order to unleash the immortality spell…
…he also paid Ravenclaw to abduct me.
Sir Brutus
Rest assured… I wish only the best for the Kingdom!
Luna
You wish only the best for your pants!
Sir Brutus
Regardless… I cannot allow you to unite the Four Olecranons.
Luna
You’d kill Woolsy? Your best pal. Wouldn’t you?
Sir Brutus
Yes. For the Kingdom.
Woolsy
BAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Luna
Looks like you’ll have to fight me, then, big guy.
King Neew
And…ME, vamp!
Luna
Oh, this dude again? Go away!
King Neew
Join me, Brutus—we will defeat the vampire princess together!
Sir Brutus
Luna is merely an obstacle, Neew. You are my worst enemy. I refuse.
King Neew
It was worth a shot.
Lady Meredith
Aligning the sheep properly will take time, Luna. You must protect them!
Luna
Gentlemen… Care to step outside?
Luna fights the final battle and wins. And now it's time for a well deserved...
Happily Ever After...