Luna Suggests Raising Gold With a Concert
Luna
You want Gold? I’ll getcha Gold.
Just not in the way you’re thinking.
Queen Poppy
Joke’s on you, vampie. I don’t think.
Luna
Touché. Here’s the deal…
Dad here reunites his band. They play their last show ever.
By now everyone in the Kingdom’s heard how hard they rocked Branwarden’s wedding.
People will come from all over the Kingdom. Everywhere.
Sir Brutus
Our lovely queen was too busy at the tanning salon to attend the wedding…
Professor Noblehorn
The tanning salon? Wonderful!
Sir Brutus
But I was there for the performance myself.
And I do wish to see it again. Desperately.
Queen Poppy
And our citizens would pay for this?
Sir Brutus
Handsomely, my lovely queen.
Queen Poppy
Very well, then.
You will have your concert.
And I will have all its proceeds for diamond rings and pedicures and pillows made of unicorn hide.
Luna
So predictably in character.
Lucifer
Badass! Can’t wait to do this again with the guys!
Gobbo
Hoo-wah-hoo-hoo! Gobbo knows troops happy too!
Luna
Yeah… It’ll be fun.
[Luna's troops get a morale boost from this choice.]
See what happens with the other options:
Terrorize Poppy by Releasing 1,000 Souls
Pay 5,000 Gold
NEXT: The Four Olecranons
You want Gold? I’ll getcha Gold.
Just not in the way you’re thinking.
Queen Poppy
Joke’s on you, vampie. I don’t think.
Luna
Touché. Here’s the deal…
Dad here reunites his band. They play their last show ever.
By now everyone in the Kingdom’s heard how hard they rocked Branwarden’s wedding.
People will come from all over the Kingdom. Everywhere.
Sir Brutus
Our lovely queen was too busy at the tanning salon to attend the wedding…
Professor Noblehorn
The tanning salon? Wonderful!
Sir Brutus
But I was there for the performance myself.
And I do wish to see it again. Desperately.
Queen Poppy
And our citizens would pay for this?
Sir Brutus
Handsomely, my lovely queen.
Queen Poppy
Very well, then.
You will have your concert.
And I will have all its proceeds for diamond rings and pedicures and pillows made of unicorn hide.
Luna
So predictably in character.
Lucifer
Badass! Can’t wait to do this again with the guys!
Gobbo
Hoo-wah-hoo-hoo! Gobbo knows troops happy too!
Luna
Yeah… It’ll be fun.
[Luna's troops get a morale boost from this choice.]
See what happens with the other options:
Terrorize Poppy by Releasing 1,000 Souls
Pay 5,000 Gold
NEXT: The Four Olecranons